Monday, August 17, 2009

Smooth, Part II

Scene: On the dance floor at Caravan Cattle Company. A middle-aged Jordanian MAN with an... um... exotic scent is two-stepping with WHITNEY.

WHITNEY: So, what's your name?

SAMAL: I go by Sam, but my name in my country is Samal.

WHITNEY: Samal?

SAMAL: Don't say that!

WHITNEY: [terrified she has said something profane in his language] Oh no, why?!

SAMAL: Because you will break my heart.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009