Summer Plans

You ever been in a hammock before? They're real neat new-fangled things you tie up to trees and swing in all summer long. Like this:

We have two very nice, strong hammocks. Only we don't have perfectly-positioned trees. Or hammock stands.

Luckily, Miss Ruby and I have plans to use the hammocks anyway. Like this:

Everyone wins, there's no weight limit, and there's no chance of falling off and hurting yourself.